December 2009
71 posts
Mommy: Do you guys want another omelet??
Me: YES!!
Bran: Can mine have just ham and cheese??
Mommy: I don't think there's any ham.
Bran: Can it just have cheese then??
Or if there's no cheese can it just be an egg??
CAN YOU PUT A MEATBALL IN MINE??
Mommy: You want a meatball??
Bran: Well, can you smush it up??
So, it's just like ground beef...
Me: My butt was just innocently standing there!!
Jerry: It was not.
Me: What.
Jerry: Your butt was not being innocent.
“When I think about her it makes my penis want to fall off.”
– Bran
[Mommy smacks my ass]
Me: OW!! What the heck, that hurt!!
Mommy: Oh, sorry. It's just so big.
[Daddy laughs]
Daddy: You and Andrew.
Jerry: Wait... are you watching 17Again??
Me: SHUT UP!!
Jerry: YOU ARE!!
Me: How did you know??
Jerry: I'm awesome.
“Whatever. His gift is the pleasure and experience of having to deal with me on a...”
– Intense
You're not a Filipino American if you haven't seen...
Jerry and Jordy's To-Do List UPDATED
Go to Sarkis
Go to Sark’s in the Park
Watch The Notebook
Go to Superdawg
SUDOKUS!!
Save up to eat at Fogo de Chao
Force Jerry to watch 17Again
Car
Apartment
Jerry cooks Jordy food
Jordy lets Jerry crash in her house haha
More later…
“Stop hating on yourself when you’re happy.”
– Intense
“There’s no prenup for a date, Jordy, it just happens!!”
– Banana Fresh
WOW i would have expected jess.
I know. I was shocked too.
flatley:fuddlesmethis:
“Jordy, you know Jersey Shore?? I’ve seen every episode.”
—
Bran
“Jordy, you know Jersey Shore?? I’ve seen every episode.”
– Bran
People know me too well.
Rica: I like your "besspren" post.
Me: Thanks you.
Rica: If you get a Filipino boyfriend, he can be your "boypren"
Me: ...right.
Rica: Oh yeah. It's you.
Me: FILIPINO GIRLS!!
Clif: I like Filipino girls...
Me: Of course you do.
Clif: I just don't like their parents.
Me: I can see that...
I've always wanted a Filipino best friend so I...
… Is that weird??
Sophie is 8.
[Me and my friends telling jokes]
Sophie: I HAVE A JOKE!! I don't know what it means but I know it's funny.
Me: Alright, let's hear it.
Sophie: Tiger Woods should change his name to CHEETAH!!
[Everyone looks around and laughs]
Sophie: I told you it was funny.
What. The. Hell.
Tumblr just posted my queued posts like 102398120938102938 times.
“Please don’t not play with me if I don’t do good in school.”
– Jerry
“So, is that what me and Kyle do at your house?? PLAY??”
– Clif
“You shouldn’t play with him anymore if he doesn’t try in school,...”
– Jerry’s mom
“His ultimate goal is poon. Wait… actually it’s cuddling.”
– Clif
Answers for 2009 =]
I did this last year around this time. I thought I would continue.
[ ] stayed single for the whole year [x] made out in/on a car [ ] kissed in the snow [x] celebrated Halloween [ ] kissed in the rain [x] had your heart broken [ ] broke someone else’s heart [x] had a stalker [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone [x] had a good relationship with someone [ ] gotten pregnant [ ] had an...
I miss this girl.
Charly: Are you allowed to call it a date if it's with a guy who's just your friend??
Me: I do that all the time.
Charly: Maybe that's why you're always confused about boys...
Me: No, I'm always confused about boys because they're idiots.
AWWW GLEE!!
Rachel: People just don’t like me.
Finn: Yeah, you might want to work on that... I like you.
“Did she just say she doesn’t want you anymore?? I TOLD YOU IT WAS A...”
– Bill
“Can we talk on AIM or GChat?? Facebook chat makes me wanna vomit.”
– Clif
So here's the situation for those of you that...
I like three boys.
There is a very clear order in which I like these boys.
One knows that I like him.
One probably thinks that I like him.
One has no idea that I like him.
One I have a past with.
One I kind of have a past with.
One I have no past with.
One is goofy as hell.
One is crazy as hell.
One is nice as hell.
One likes me but says, “Now is not the right time.”
One...
What it comes down to is...
all boys are players, ESPECIALLY the ones that I like.
I think I can live with that.
Jerry and Jordy's To-Do List UPDATED
Go to Sarkis
Go to Sark’s in the Park
Watch The Notebook
Go to Superdawg
SUDOKUS!!
Save up to eat at Fogo de Chao
Jerry cooks Jordy food
Jordy lets Jerry crash in her house haha
More to come…
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Calvin!! I WANT MORE POSTS THAN LAST.FM!!
Okay??
When are we going out??
Proud
GOOD JOB, D!!
fungusanthrax:
I just took a two-foot shit. No joke. I measured it (not really, but I know it was two feet.)
As I flushed it, I was actually worried it’d get stuck. Well, I’m proud of myself. Go me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEITH RICHARDS!!
Everyone needs to pay their respects.
Decision Made.
I am most definitely watching A Walk to Remember during my study break tonight!!
So for some reason I stopped using my blog like a...
I’m gonna change that. Starting now.
I know.
intensejess:
WHY AREN’T RYAN GOSLING AND RACHEL McADAMS TOGETHER!?!?
I got a compliment from Uncle Greg!!
WIN!!