fuddles in my tummy: Archive

As if I needed another reason to be jealous of...

then she has to go out and perform with Stevie Nicks. I love Stevie Nicks. So jealous right now.

Feb 1st

Jan 30th

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“I’m ready to embrace his companionship… in a totally no homo way.”

– Jerry

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

Mommy: So, what did you get for Christmas??

Lauren: Well... I got a Notre Dame cut off...

Jan 29th

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“It’s like a little sea creature!!”

– S

Jan 29th

“Sometimes I’m whacking away at the clay.”

– Debra

Jan 29th

LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW DERRICK ROSE MADE THE NBA ALL...

FUCK YEAH!!

Jan 29th

AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW SEASON 5 STARTS...

I am PUMPED!!

Jan 28th

Secrets, secrets.

Matt: Jordy, I have a serious secret to tell you.
Me: Okay, what is it??
 [Matt tells secret]
Me: DAMN!!
Matt: Now tell me one.
Me: What?? You can't just force me to tell you a secret. I don't even think I have any secrets right now. I think I'm out of secrets.
Matt: Just try.
Me: Ummmm...
Matt: ...
 [Silence]
Matt: Come on!! You always have at least one boy secret!!
Me: Uh... I like Jerry Tran... ??
Matt: You're right. You are out of secrets.

Jan 27th

“Maybe he got the Cliff Notes from Linda.”

– Clif I literally laughed SO hard.

Jan 25th

It doesn't even matter that a lot of my playoff...

because I got the teams that would be in the Super Bowl correctly. HELL YEAH!! I’m gonna win this money.

Jan 25th

“You are getting what you expected.”

– Joe Buck

Jan 25th

ignorance.

Snooki: Should I call 911 or something??

Sammi: No, don't call 911, I think that's for emergencies.

Jan 25th

Dear Mark Sanchez,

PLEASE FREAKING SHAVE!! It didn’t work for Kyle Orton and it’s not gonna work for you.

Jan 24th

“Getcho hot dog on. That is not their slogan”

– Christian Marquez

Jan 24th

“She looks like a baby whale.”

– Daddy about Snooki on Jersey Shore

Jan 24th

Jerry: You're right, that is weird. You're a weirdo.
Me: What. I say I like you and you call me weird. That's mean.
Jerry: Well, I like you too.
Me: Haha so you like a weirdo!!
Jerry: Yes I do.

Jan 24th

I almost committed grand theft auto today.

I saw a double parked 2009 Porsche Boxster S, keys still in the ignition with the door open and empty driver seat. I thought in my head “I’ve played the game, how different could it be??”’ Like a good girl, I walked away. But deep inside me I hope someone stole that car. I hate working in the Gold Coast AKA Viagra Triangle sometimes.

Jan 22nd

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LMAO My Parents.

Daddy: Your mom could beat me up.

Mommy: What are you talking about?? I DO beat you up. Psychologically AND physically.

Jan 22nd

NBA All Star Reserves Predictions. →

All the “maybe next year” ones are on the Bulls. Joakim Noah is better than David Lee. David Lee can kiss my ass.

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

864 notes

COUSIN WIN!!

Me: STUPID
 HE'S STUPID
Ren: Jordy
 BOYS are stupid.

Jan 22nd

“They need to be good enough for my Fuddles.”

– Pricey I love him.

Jan 21st

Boy's a flirt.

Jan 21st

WIN!! I play the role of the receptionist =]

 [AJ sitting and talking to me]
Justin: AJ, come on, bud, it's time to get started!!
AJ: Oh, I was confused I didn't know where I was supposed to go or what I was supposed to be doing.
Justin: Or you were just flirting with the cute receptionist.

Jan 20th

Charlie Loose is adorable.

 [The Looses walk into BASH]
Me: Hi, Charlie!! Are you gonna talk to me today, bud??
 [Charlie stares]
Mr. Loose: Say hi to Jordy, Charlie.
Charlie (mumbling): Hi... Jordy...
Mr. Loose: Girls aren't always gonna talk to you like that, Charlie. You should appreciate it now.

Jan 17th

“That’s what she’s like on my PENIS!!”

– Steve Hughes

Jan 17th

LIST UPDATE

Go to Sarkis Go to Sark’s in the Park Watch The Notebook Go to Superdawg SUDOKUS!! Save up to eat at Fogo de Chao Force Jerry to watch 17Again Car Apartment Jerry cooks Jordy food Jordy lets Jerry crash in her house haha Watch Youth in Revolt Watch When in Rome Watch The Book of Eli Watch The Bounty Hunter Watch From Paris with Love Watch High School Musical 3: Senior Year Ice...

Jan 16th

What would the world be without you, Drew Brees??

Jan 16th

There's another Superdawg in Wheeling, IL.

WHAT.

Jan 16th

“That’s lesbian. Like you.”

– Clif

Jan 16th

“Jordy, I’m not good with words.”

– David

Jan 16th