February 2012
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I have so many different weird one-liner...
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I’m that weird girl photo-bombing in the background.
Professional knock kneed nerd and sports lover.
Most annoying fan in Chicago’s history.
I will eat cheese on anything.
I’m an oxymoron, but mostly just a moron.
Pop culture collector.
Worst text back-er alive.
I believe that cunt is the funniest word in existence.
You get the idea.
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So, I’ve decided not to hold back so much about how I feel about shit on this blog. Because, honestly, I say how I feel with no intended offense to anyone unless I literally state that my comments are meant to offend you. That being said, I don’t think I should be held responsible for every sensitive emotion that people feel when they read something I say. You will feel how you feel,...
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February 9 and 10, 2012
The only exciting thing that happened yesterday was talking to a million and one of my closest friends and Jerry ordering me a new phone. YAY!
Today, I took black belt class. And watched Monsters Vs Aliens, which overall is a pretty hilarious kid’s movie. I also realized that for the most part my favorite episodes of TV shows are the ones that have the saddest plots, but it’s usually...
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
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February 8, 2012
I did a teacher workshop. Texted a million people today. Listened to Will Ferrell’s hilarious announcement of the Bulls. Talked to Debra. Bulls won.
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February 6 and 7, 2012
Yesterday my entire being was rewarded when one of my kid’s told me, “You should teach every class.” Nothing could make me feel less like a failure as a karate teacher than that. Then I got a quick five minute Skype session with Jesse (that failed because of my stupid internet.) Only important parts of my day.
Today I took my first real test in school and got an A. I finally got...
Anonymous asked: you hooked up with jesse??????????????????????????????
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January 26 - February 5, 2012
Life got away from me. I’ll go backwards briefly.
February 5: Super bowl! Giants won me $25! Got to see my Uncle Ears and picture of the kids.
February 4: Had an awful plumbing accident at the dojo. All classes were cancelled and it was all about the clean up. Later visited Ma at the condo. Inherited tons of awesome records and helped activate her iPhone. Also got to see Deng comeback and...