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I can’t even explain how disgusted I am that I can say I know such ignorant people. How anyone can view this as a compliment is appalling to me.
How do you think NPH would even respond to this? “Oh gee thanks, I’m so happy to know that my gay isn’t getting too much in the way of recognizing my awesomeness.”
So ignorant ugh.
The part that really grinds my gears is that people of all ages and races actually do legitimately think these types of things. People actually think that being gay detracts from who you are as a person. That’s essentially what this is saying. That because of something that you can’t control — which shouldn’t even matter but still — you are less likely to be “boss.”
What the fuck kind of logic is that?
I got excited that I was tagged in something because that never happens.
This is what I was tagged in.
I was not disappointed.
The downside of being one of those people who just accepts Facebook friend requests to whomever…
is later realizing that you accepted someone who stalks you.
LOL
I don’t do things I consider bad so I don’t care if I add people who will judge me. And I say how I feel pretty much 100% of the time so it doesn’t even matter who sees my Facebook especially if they have met me in real life.
But stalkers… I didn’t calculate that one lol.
Among people I’ve met personally,
there is exactly one person I hate and three I dislike.
Why am I not surprised that all four of them showed up on my News feed, almost completely in a row, complaining about their first world problems? LOL
I want to play a little guessing game with my Northside peeps. Tell me if you know who I’m talking about.
One of them is a girl who:
1) Constantly updates her status with every little detail of her life INCLUDING problems she has with her baby daddy.
2) Untags and deletes any photo she finds less than flattering BUT still manages to have over 200 profile pictures.
3) Deletes her profile almost once a month and acts like it’s God’s gift when she comes back.
4) Talks MAD shit ALL THE TIME (I still have her hater messages to prove it) but then comes back and says how nerdy she is.
5) Tries to pull off being tough and ghetto but then turns around and calls herself a hottie beauty queen.
Honestly, if she didn’t try to hook up with every boyfriend and hook up I had in high school (and succeed in one instance) I would only find her drama laughable rather than dislike her.
I find it hilarious when exes delete each other as friends on Facebook.
YOU SURE TOLD HIM!
lmao
This is my Facebook profile picture.
I think everyone thinks I picked it to show off my “new” haircut.
But really I picked it because in each frame I’m looking at a different me!
Plus, my haircut isn’t that new. To me at least haha.
This girl got a tattoo of 152 of her Facebook friends…
WHAT.
I wish I would just let my inner asshole loose sometimes…
I let my polite side take over too often.
My exboyfriend posted this picture of him in a baseball stance and one of his friends asked him if he struck out. I type in to comment
“If his game with the ladies is any indication my bets are on yes. He definitely struck out.”
And then I deleted it and moved on.
This is pretty much a constant occurrence in my life.
When girls making the duckface in their profile pictures call me ugly on Facebook…
ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH!
I should be sleeping right now…
I have a final tomorrow. But the hilarity that is ensuing on Facebook right now between my friends and I is just too damn entertaining.
My side literally hurts from laughing so hard. I can’t wait til they all come home this weekend.
My brother’s going to prom…
and it’s making me nostalgic and want to go to prom. I’m sort of jealous because his prom is at the SHEDD AQUARIUM and that’s where our junior prom was supposed to be but stupid people in our class bitched about it. It’s in the past now but still.
So, I wrote on my good friend’s Facebook wall and said “I wish I was going to prom this year! It’s the prom we should’ve had!” and this girl that I have NEVER TALKED TO that I know about but not really commented and said
“you’re just greedy. you went with jeff and jimmy to four different proms. and i know you went to more than that. get over yourself.”
I’m just laughing so hard now. I don’t even know this girl.
First of all, it’s GEOFF.
Second of all, it ain’t my fault that I know how to date boys. I dated a senior the end of junior year and junior throughout senior year, btw. :D
Third of all, I was friendly with almost every boy that I met throughout high school. That’s why random people asked me to random proms outside of my school. That’s also why random people asked me to random proms my freshmen and sophomore year. Maybe if you weren’t such a bitch to random people you don’t know on the internet you wouldn’t have gone to one prom with a stranger.
People take me joking (with my close friends, mind you) way too seriously. Shit.
OMG This reminds me of Uncle Edwin. I mean Fast Eddie G.
(via myunorthodoxworld)
I refuse to join a group called “Add a dislike button to Facebook”
Everyone keeps inviting me.
Riiiight, because that’s exactly what Facebook needs more ways to hate on other people. (note sarcasm)
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If life were that easy it'd be called your mom.I collect music and movies like it's my job, my life goals are to be on Survivor and know as much pop culture trivia as the Gilmore Girls, I worship the world of sports, and like to laugh more than anything else in the world. I am also a glorified nerd.
Oh, and I'm Jordy =]
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